Thursday, September 30, 2010

Chateu le Feebs

Thanks to a generous gift by an anonymous donor, I was Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Chateau le Feebs! As you walk in, I hope you notice the clear crystal doors and the luxurious dark pink carpet. The walls, as you shall see, are black to intensify the silver and dark pink accents. The lights on the wall are held inside rectangular crystals and there are over 10 crystal and rhinestone chandeliers. This isn't a family restaurant either. Feebs is an exclusive, on-the-list-only nightclub. The first level is a complete dance floor. The tile sparkles even before the girls and their jewelry hit the floor. Neon lights are blaring to the beat of the music the whole night. It's a rave every night. On the second floor, people can relax in a lounge type atmosphere.there are various couches, tables, and booths, where people can rest their feet. My employees are fortunate to wear the best uniform ever. The waitresses would wear dark pink or black strapless dresses with black heels. The men would wear black vests over dark pink shirts. There wouldn't be entrees swerved here. No, the only food available are heur d'ourves of different varieties. It's also a celebrity hot spot and if you're really lucky, you could see a cast member from Jersey Shore one night. Don't you want to come fist pump at Chateu le Feebs?

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